There are two kinds of parrots…
i can’t stop laughting
This was an adventure
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”
perspective is everything
It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.
My brain hurts.
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.
i’m 28 and never knew this